Domestic Goddess in the Making

I am harbouring hopes of learning how to cook post re-location to Beijing in spite of my past track record. While I have even entertained visions of whipping up a terrific dinner every other night with dessert to boot, this cartoon made me pause albeit momentarily:

Source: http://xkcd.com/854/

Nevertheless, shall continue to remain deluded hopeful about unleashing my inner domestic goddess when I am more settled in Beijing.